Here's (kind of) how the conversation went:
Hubby: Come on. You can think of something.
Me: [Giggle] Well there are a few things. [Giggle]
[He looks at me like, maybe, I've lost my mind]
Me: How about...?
Me: Uhh...No. Of course not. I was just kidding! (Ha! Yeah, right!)
Hubby: Umm...I don't think so.
Me: Are you sure?
Hubby: Yes. Yes, I'm sure. No Twilight boys.
Me: Okay. Fine. How about...?
Hubby: [Laughs hysterically] Good try, but NO!
Me: [Defeated sigh]
Me: FINE. Just get me these, then!
Hubby: [Now, not only does it look at me like I've lost my mind--he knows I've lost it]
Me: I know. They're super expensive.
But, I promise to wear them (once a year), and love them, and hold them, and take pictures of them EVERYDAY.
Hubby: [Shakes his head and walks out of the room--smirking]
(Possibly wondering which crazy house he should call first.)
Me: I won! YIPPEE!!!
(At least that's considered winning in my book.)
Me: [Shouting out to the other room] I'll go ahead and place the order NOW.
Me: Merry Christmas to me.
This post has been dramatized for comedic purposes.