Unfortunately there's no way of sharing my Eggnog with you all. (I'm sorry. I promise if I could, I would.) However, I did find one thing I could share with all of you, and though it's not Eggnog, it might just put a smile on your face or a chuckle in your belly.
And, during this chaotic time of year, sometimes, we all just have to sit back and laugh (go ahead. Let it out. If not, you'll go crazy...like me)!
I hope you enjoy!
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. This is a full-blow, four alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse!" -- Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation