Wednesday, May 5, 2010
You're probably wondering why I have a picture of Vitamin Water on my blog today, right? First of all, it's so yummy and my new favorite drink. Seriously good!
And, I've decided that if this writing a novel thing doesn't pan out that I would be completely satisfied (okay, now that's a lie) to be a writer for Vitamin Water.
Now you're probably thinking, "call the psycho ward, Kim's gone crazy... again." You are, aren't you?
Well, before you call, hear me out. Have you ever read the side of one of these yummy drinks? Hmm?? (Yes, I have nothing to do all day, except read the sides of my water bottles. Hush!)
Let me share with you what a few of them say. They are sooooo funny!! Haha.
VitaminWater Zero - Grape-Raspberry flavor (YUMO!!)
You gotta admit, there's nothing like people watching at the gym. You got the women in the neon pink unitard over spandex bike shorts (1986 called), the guy checking himself out in the mirror (we see you), and our favorite, the "let's do this!!!" trainer (chill. It's 6AM). If that scene's not for you, but you want to help support your immune system, crack open this bottle. So hey there Mr. "I'm just going to walk around and watch TV," good thinking. No need to pay for the gym and cable.
VitaminWater Zero - Lemonade
C'mon, is that a purse... or a suitcase? Let's see what you're squeezing in there. Looky here, a gift card (with 89 cents left), three different hand creams (melon, cucumber, cucumber-melon), lip balm, lip stick, and lip gloss--oh what's this? Ahhh the good ol' giant wad of receipts. (Plan to return the shirt your wearing?) Well, your bags have inspired us. We squeezed as much good stuff as we could into this bottle. And since it's naturally sweetened and zero calories, feel free to squeeze a couple of bottles into your purse... or "man-bag" (we're not judging).
Vitamin Water Zero - Blueberry Pomegranate
Ever notice that XXX has a bit of a reputation? On a game show, it's a let down to the whole family, in the video store it's the section you "accidentally" wandered into, and in a marriage, one X can be expensive, but three?! That's why we're cleaning up XXX's reputation. The survey says drink up, switch to a healthier (and less scandalous) XXX, and who knows, maybe the fourth time's a charm.
Funny, right?! (I'm really lame, so humor me.) So, like I said, if this writing a novel thing doesn't pan out, then my "official" plan B is to become the funniest Vitamin Water bottle writer EVER!!
I dream big!! Haha. :)
Have a happy Wednesday, everyone!!!